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28 September 2006

I Get the Police E-Reports

For the most part, they're not amusing. Kinda scary, actually, to see what really goes down in our 'hood. (Y'all know I have a humongous heart on for all things para/psuedo/quasi/military. But every once in a while, I'm amused. Maybe I'm just twisted.


ASIC CAR 7A61

RD 771 - In the vicinity of: 2100 S. Spaulding Ave. - September 25, 2006, 0900 hrs, suspect and victim have been married 29 years and live together. Suspect slapped victim on the forehead with her hand. (Aggravated assault)


After 29 years, on a Monday morning, I probably would have done a lot worse.

35 Comments:

At 3:25 PM, Blogger Ellen Bloom said...

I want the police e-reports. How do I get on the list! Lotza stuff goes down after dark in our 'hood...it's so exciting!

 
At 3:40 PM, Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

OH. MY. GAWWWWWWD!!!!!

I don't believe it. I know something not already known by the Great and Powerful Ellblo?!?! NO WAY!!!!!

:) It's easy - just go to www.lapdonline.org and register. You'll get updates as they happen. Between that, Daily Candy, and Consuelo, I figure I'm pretty well informed. :)

 
At 4:17 PM, Blogger dizzy von damn! said...

no birthday party AND no snb?

you hate me.

 
At 4:21 PM, Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

Ah don' hate choo, Ah LUB you! But yer berfday is on an apparently very popular week/end. Hey - at least I got the pressie (and I'm gonna try real hard to make it tonite!!!)

 
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