I Get the Police E-Reports
For the most part, they're not amusing. Kinda scary, actually, to see what really goes down in our 'hood. (Y'all know I have a humongous heart on for all things para/psuedo/quasi/military. But every once in a while, I'm amused. Maybe I'm just twisted.
ASIC CAR 7A61
RD 771 - In the vicinity of: 2100 S. Spaulding Ave. - September 25, 2006, 0900 hrs, suspect and victim have been married 29 years and live together. Suspect slapped victim on the forehead with her hand. (Aggravated assault)
After 29 years, on a Monday morning, I probably would have done a lot worse.