So Ya Wanna Be A Rock Superstar
Well, first you have to find a dress intended to fit a 3T. And ROCK IT.
Then, you have to convince your father to take you to Toys R Us (while your mom is still sleeping), and use your own money to purchase a wireless microphone.
Then, you have to figure out how to hook that microphone up to your guitar. And kick some arse on "Mary Had A Little Lamb".