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12 March 2007


Some nice Italian dude decided to give me a million bucks. SCORE! (but don't tell anyone!!!)

Date: Mon, 12 Mar 2007 6:11:04 -0500
From: Fondazion Di Vittorio

Fondazion Di Vittorio, ITALY


The Foundazion di Vittorio, would like to notify you that you have been chosen by the board of trustees as one of the final recipients of a cash Grant/Donation for your own personal, educational, and business development. The FDV, established 1977by the Multi-Million groups and now supported by the Economic Community for West African States (ECOWAS), United Nations Organization (UNO) and the European Union (EU) was conceived with the objective of human growth, educational,
and community development.To celebrate the 28th anniversary program, The Vittorio Foundation in conjunction with the Economic Community for West African States (ECOWAS), United Nations Organization (UNO) and the European Union (EU) is giving out a yearly donation of US$1,000,000.00. each to 100 lucky recipients.

These specific Donations/Grants will be awarded to 100 lucky international recipients worldwide; in different categories for their personal business development and enhancement of their educational plans.

You were selected among the lucky recipients to receive the award sum of US$1,000,000.00. as charity donations/aid from the Vittorio Foundation, ECOWAS, EU and the UNO in accordance with the enabling act of Parliament.(Note that all beneficiaries email addresses were selected randomly from over 100,000 internet websites or a shop's cash invoice around your area in which you might have purchased something from).

You are required to contact the Executive Secretary below, for qualification documentation and processing of your claims.

After contacting our office, you will be given your donation pin number, which you will use in collecting the funds. Please endeavor to quote your Qualification numbers (N-222-6747, E-900-56) in all discussions.

Executive Secretary: Gianlucci Carlo.

You are by all means hereby advised to keep this whole information confidential until you have been able to collect your donation, as there have been many cases of double and unqualified claim, due to beneficiaries informing third parties about his/her donation. [What, you mean, like me posting the info on my BLOG?!?!]

On behalf of the Board kindly, accept our warmest congratulations.
Mr. Malcom Sparo.


At 12:54 PM, Blogger Laurie Ann said...

You mean you're NOT going to be a millionaire? 'Cause I was going to hit you up for hush money (I have photos).

At 5:15 PM, Blogger MonkeyGurrrrrl said...

If you really do have photos, pass 'em along. I know a certain soldier who wouldn't mind getting them!


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