WTF?!?!?!!

Okay, I was going to post about post-birthday observations and such, but I woke up this morning pissed at the world. I think this whole psycho astronaut/Zsa-Zsa Gabor's husband is Anna Nicole's baby-daddy thing is just getting to me. But I mellowed some and my rant evaporated.

Then, I got this:


----- Original Message -----
From:
To:
Sent: Monday, January 29, 2007 6:48 AM
Subject: Stitch & Bitch Cafe forum
>
> The following is an email sent to you by an administrator of "Stitch &
> Bitch Cafe". If this message is spam, contains abusive or other comments
> you find offensive please contact the webmaster of the board at the
> following address:
>
> stitchnbitch@sewfastseweasy.com
>
> Include this full email (particularly the headers).
>
> Message sent to you follows:
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Stitch & Bitch Cafe has new products being released this year. One
> specifically will be coming really soon. Once more information is
> available we will share it with you.
>
> In case you are not aware, Stitch & Bitch Cafe has online video learning
> priced at only $7.99. Learn the basics to knitting, crochet or sew a
> makeup bag or lacy tanga panties. Our staff is in the process of making
> more selection in this area so any feedback you have is welcome. What do
> you want to learn?
>
> Additionally, our pattern selection will be increased this year. As
> always, Sew Fast Sew Easy is working hard to provide easy patterns with
> detailed instructions. Now we want to hear from you.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Stitch & Bitch Cafe

Wanna hear from me, do you?! Ooooooooooooooooooookay baby. You'll be hearing from me!!!