Lady In Red
Well, "holiday" party is over, and I managed to not embarrass myself (too much) or sacrifice any small animals. I think I stole one guy's date, but she was *cute*!!!
Actually, very unlike me, I was Little Miss Talkie-Talkie Gurl. You couldn't shut me up with a 2x4 to the back of the head. I talked to people I've never even met before. I was working the tables like I was Nathan Petrelli at a fundraiser. Which is an interesting idea, because then I'd be both incestuous and. . . is there a word for someone who wants to have sex with himself?
Anyhoo, since so many folks are more visual and I managed to avoid any film or digital documentation of the evening, below is an artist's rendering of my outfit. I went with the red because (IMMA HUSSY!!!!!) it's the only color I haven't worn at previous parties (2 black, 1 purple and THREE shades of blue!!!)
My jewelry was nice.