LA is Beautiful
Or at least, some of the houses are just gorgeous. I have no idea what shape this house is in, or how much they're asking for it, but I would give a body part to be able to live in this place. ANY body part.
It's *kinda* on my way to work (thanks to Ellen for telling me about the "short cut". I don't know if it saves me a bunch of time, but it is way more enjoyable!), so I kinda have to go by each day.
Oh, and its for sale. Anyone wanna buy me a house? You can have any body part of your choice.
posted by MonkeyGurrrrrl @ 11:27:00 PM
6 Comments:
I can think of 4 body parts which you should not give lest Mr. Monkey get upset.
Yeah...I know that my shortcut isn't the best miles-wise, but traffic and scenic-wise, it's great! Love the Tudor-Revival house. Let's take up a collection.
There are several houses in that little square-ea between Olympic, Fairfax, Pico & La Brea that I would happily occupy. If I had 1.4 MILLION DOLLARS, of course.
I have one word for you--Advertising.
Rather than give a body part, put it to good use. Men are going to stare at your rack anyway, so why not make a few bucks in the process by posting a billboard there.
Guy on the street: Hey Toots! Nice Hooters.
You: Speaking of Hooters (whips open her blouse), Check out their Tuesday night Wings and Beer specials.
:) Y'all are all crazy. I'm gonna miss you tomorrow nite (going to SD for "vacation"), but I'll be back next week f'sure.
Why on earth would you visit South Dakota for a vacation?
/kidding
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