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16 May 2006

A *POX* On All Y'all

with your tenuous reasoning and fragile excuses. I'm going to the show. And when Daniel gets his show at the Viper Room and I meet Johnny Depp, who will instantaneously fall in lust with me and leave his (common-law) wife and family and we go traipsing about exotic locales, partaking in the most hedonistic of pleasures, I will post pictures on this blog and faht in your general direction and then you'll be sorry you didn't come with me.

Oh yes. You will.

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i really don't want to have to be the one to tell you this, but johnny sold his share in 2004.

on the plus side, my boyfriend once got kicked out of the viper room for calling a bartender the c word.

or was that the whiskey? or both?

 
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But when you DO go to the Viper Room, there's a boy there who used to be in a local band and used to be signed to a label, who looks like Daphne Zuniga (the princess from Spaceballs). I call him Daphne all the time and I'm sure he thinks I'm insane.

 
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So Johnny's no longer owner, but he'll be in town for the promo of POCII, and will stop by to witness local talent on THE NITE I'm there.

And I will scoff at you. HOH!

 
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