AMERICAN IDOL IS PREJUDICED

I firmly believe that. They have something against bald men. Personally, I *love* bald men. Some more than others. But did ya notice? That little troll Elliot grew his hair out, and he's still on. Taylor Hicks, although gray, has hair growing out of his freakin' forhead (I still love you, tho, Taylor). Miss Stick-So-Far-Up-My-Butt-I-Can't-Sit-Down has lovely hair. The only feasible reason my love, my joy, Chris, got "voted" off is because AI has something against the follicly-challenged. Because he was undeniably the BEST one on the show Tuesday nite.

Or, and this could just be the left-wing-conspiracy-theorist in me, like every year, the producers think they'd get more ratings by axing the favorite. I remember them doing that with Clay. Yes, I was one of those women that *loved* Clay, albeit in a different way than I love Chris.

Hmmm. Maybe they have something against people who's name begins with the letter "C".

The Jman tried to console me with the observation that Chris undoubtly has a brilliant career ahead of him. I agree, but I don't care. I wanted him to win. Thus, I am heretofore boycotting AI. Oh, they shall feel the wrath of the monkey. Yes, they will.

Of course, it didn't help that while this travesty was taking place, my other t.v. love,
Locke,
was seriously being disillusioned on Lost. I'm seeing a pattern here. . .