Two Names You Go by
2. Monkey's momma
Two Parts of Your Heritage
Two Things That Scare You
1. Anything bad happening to my leetle MonkeyGurl
2. Idiots and Assholes
Two Everyday Essentials
1. Telling the Monkey how much I love her.
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now.
1. Big ol’ sketchers boots
2. Brand new “motherhood” necklace (Okay, that's not as pathetic as it sounds. Its actually a nice design. See?!)
Two of Your Favorite Bands or Musical Artists (*Right* now – subject to change in the next 5 minutes)
1. She Wants Revenge
2. System of a Down
Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. People are stupid.
2. Karma’s a bitch, but it always comes back around.
Two things You hate:
1. Cruelty to kids or animals.
2. Abject stupidity.
Two Physical Things that Appeal to You
1. Any part of the MonkeyGurl.
2. The geisha tattoo
(soon to be part of a new clothing line - "Hot Mama Ink")
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies
2. Reading (about knitting. . .)
Two Things You Want Really Badly
1. A new bike (with a clutch that's easy on the carpel tunnel. . .)
2. To not *have* to work for a living.
Two Places You Want to go on Vacation
2. Back to Italy.
Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die
1. Make sure MonkeyGurl has a college fund
2. Be certain MonkeyGurl can take care of herself.
Two people I would like to see take this quiz
1. Robertson Davies (but he's dead)
2. Crazy Aunt Purl or the lovely Miss Kendra (if I have to explain, you wouldn't get it anyway.)