Got this link from Miss Kendra. Purty funny, I must say.
- Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by monkeygurl.
- Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by monkeygurl.
- Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by monkeygurl fighting underground.
- If you kiss monkeygurl for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
- You should always open monkeygurl at least an hour before drinking her!
- The first monkeygurl was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
- Monkeygurl has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
- In Chinese, the sound 'monkeygurl' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
- The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed monkeygurl would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.
- Without monkeygurl, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!