Gin. Knitting. Monkeys. What more could you ask for?!

20 January 2006


Got this link from Miss Kendra. Purty funny, I must say.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Monkeygurl!

  1. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by monkeygurl.
  2. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by monkeygurl.
  3. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by monkeygurl fighting underground.
  4. If you kiss monkeygurl for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
  5. You should always open monkeygurl at least an hour before drinking her!
  6. The first monkeygurl was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
  7. Monkeygurl has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
  8. In Chinese, the sound 'monkeygurl' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
  9. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed monkeygurl would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.
  10. Without monkeygurl, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!
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At 10:46 AM, Blogger miss kendra said...

bite the wax tadpole!


At 2:35 PM, Blogger Ellen Bloom said...

OMG! Input the word 'yarn.' It's a hoot. Shout out to Kendra!


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