I Just Heard

Every year they have a tenant "holiday party" in the plaza outside the building where I work. Every year, I avoid it like the plague because it usually features "deserts" that are heavy on the fat/sugar but light on the taste. HOWEVER, I *just* heard from a co-worker they have MIDGETS dressed as ELVES STANDING ON THE TABLES!!!! HAHAHAHAHA. And I thought *I* was the most politically incorrect yahoo around. I'm gonna run out and see if I can't get a pic on my cell phone. Too frickin funny.