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http://www.youknitwhat.blogspot.com

One of my favorite blogs. They are running a contest for the FUGLIEST thing ever knitted. Seeing as how I (1) am a fairly new knitter; (b) *hate* to swatch for gauge ("swatches?! we don' need no stinkin' swatches!!"); and (iii) am easily distracted by shiny, pretty things, OH, look! A penny!!! Uhmmmmm. Oh, if I kept the fugly things I've knitted, I would have plenty to submit. (Un?)Fortunately, I usually frog stuff that I don't like as soon as I finish it. AND, seeing how most of my stash is acrylic redheart/lionbrand-type cheapo stuff, I don't really care about whether it snags upon said frogging. HOWEVER, there were a few items I did manage to salvage. I'll post the pix as soon as the contest is over (11pm CST - HOW CAN I WAIT THAT LONG?!?!?!), b/c I really don't want to jinx my chance of winning. Hey, first place gets some fancy-schmancy *w-w-w-o-o-o-o-o-o-l-l-l-l* type yarn. And a public flogging. Oh baby!!!